best-of-funny:

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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greekgogurt:

beep beep friends

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viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

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